Uwe Boll To Give Up Directing...

[MetalMilitia]

I'm betting Boll has this one in the bag. The last time he challenged someone to a boxing match (some film critic) it turned out he had boxed in a semi-professional capacity for several years before becoming a film director.
The overweight film critic that had never boxed in his life didn't last long.

Needless to say this move by Boll successfully eliminated any criticisms which could be made about his films.