Dickipedia

[Miss Modular]

http://www.dickipedia.org/

Selected passages:

From Antonin Scalia's entry:

Harvard is considered by many to be a good school. It is one of many good schools. And there are many Harvard graduates who realize that attending Harvard does not necessarily make you the smartest person in the room. Scalia is not this sort of Harvard graduate.

Flavor Flav's entry:

While Flav has been more than willing to impregnate women, he reportedly has not paid child support for some or all of these children, many of whom are in need of financial assistance for their health and education. Yeeeaaaaahh, boyyyyyyyyyy!

Regardless, Flav has managed to maintain strong relationships with the various mothers of his children, one of whom was quoted as saying, "I'm not even interested in even saying hi to him... If he died, I would not go to his funeral."

Kanye West's entry:

Like many rappers, West grew up in an upper-class Chicago suburb where his mother was chair of the state university’s English Department. His mother passed on a rich vocabulary that West later put to use when he jumped onto the stage after losing Best Video at the MTV Europe Awards and said: “Fuck dis! (My video) cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it, I was jumping across canyons and shit.”

And finally, Barack Obama's entry, and one of the funniest passages on the whole page:

Barack Obama is married to Michelle Obama (nee Robinson), with whom he has five children: Sondra, Denise, Theo, Vanessa and Rudy.