I used to be a soldier so I'm used to taking orders and stuff but lately God's REALLY been getting on my nerves. It started off innocently enough when he'd only be around to advise me on major events in my life like leaving girlfriends, moving, ect. Now he's nosing into every facet of my life: "Thou shalt change your spark plugs!", "Thou shalt mow the lawn!", ect. What makes it even more annoying is he always has to try to push that bass voice of his. Ooooh, I'm scared!
That is sooooo Old Testament.
Why can't he just call me? He's got my cell.
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