Glowbelly's Post-divorce questionnaire for flirtatious jerks

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1. you decide to change jobs. do you tell me?

Uh, I would discuss with you that there is an oppurtunaty available and that I might like to take it. :creep

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2. do you talk to my friends about what boobs look like in california?

Yes.

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3. a woman calls you and i ask who it is. do you tell me it's your boss pretending to be a girl?

Only if it is infact my boss and my boss was GW. I could speakerphone it as long as it's not too late. Of course, if it's late I'm really rude to people calling me.

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4. after having sex you tell me you're sorry. why?

Because you can do better. Also, I broke something and it's hidden in the garage under the pretext of 'fixing' it.

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5. would you ever tell my best friend that you raced to new york city after 911 and rescued a dog from the rubble?

Yes.

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6. would you hide porn from me? even if it was really bad porn?

As part of some sort of Easter Egg hunt, yes.

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7. quick we're out of milk and money doesn't come in until friday what to do?

Buy more because we budgeted properly and have some savings, except ugh milk, you make it yourself, drink that.

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8. if i asked you how much your snap on account was up to would you lie and tell me $500 or tell the truth and say $5000?

Only if you have shown a tendency to not stick to the budget if it seems we're temporarily affluent.

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9. we can't pay rent this month. do you promise to take care of everything and tell me not to worry or do you let me fucking handle it?

I think I might start lying about our finances, yeah.

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10. how many cigarettes would you go outside to smoke if i was in labor at the hospital giving birth to your child?

None.

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11. do you own any books that don't have to do with getting rich quick?

Yes, all of them infact.

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12. have you read them?

Some.

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13. did you really go to college?

I can't remember I was drunk.

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14. when i'm about to walk into a room filled with your family will you tell me "don't say anything about anything" while expecting me to know what the hell you're talking about?

You'd be briefed beforehand on what things not to say.

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15. do you talk in cliches?

Not at first.