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Originally Posted by Tadao
Did you check yourself for a tracking chip yet?
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Holy shit, you're right! It all makes perfect sense now! They must've been putting something into my water to make me sick, and then they implanted experimental technology when I fell for their ruse! No wonder they wouldn't give me my gall bladder to keep in jar, THEY NEVER TOOK IT OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE! And that rash that I thought was an allergic reaction to the Percosets must be the first sign of implantation!
I have to go to the media! Wake up, sheeple! :Geggy