I moved back to northern VA from West VA.

[Aaarg]

After almost a week of passively searching convenience stores and grocery stores for pepperoni rolls, I've looked online only to find out that pepperoni rolls are basically distinct to West Virginia.

This explains why they're sold in every gas station and grocery store in WV and southwestern PA.

I call bullshit!

At least now I can end my quest to locate a pepperoni roll here.


Also, before people ask what a pepperoni roll is, I'll explain it:
it's pepperoni, in a roll.

Delicious, cheap, and unhealthy!