The question of The Shirt.

[Kitsa]

The shirt in question is from Sushi Zanmai, a sushi restaurant in Boulder, CO that I'd always wanted to visit. It is, or was anyway, the place owned by Masao Maki, aka G-Fresh from Orgazmo and the Ute chief from Cannibal: The Musical!. As to how I actually got the shirt...funny story.

The ex, while leaving me in a despicable and expensive manner I'd rather not go into, actually called me from this place on his cross-country trip (let me remind you that this is DURING his dumping me and moving to another state, driving my car, calling me from a cellphone my parents had paid for), wanting my t-shirt size so that he could get me one as a souvenir. As a souvenir of him leaving me, his wife? Dunno.

At the time, I was so floored by the sheer ballsitude that I didn't know what to say. I told him XL just to get him off the phone. Then I was just confused for a while.

Not long afterward, damned if it didn't show up in the mail. I was just so astounded by his thinking that buying your ex a souvenir of dumping her was rational that I just put the shirt away, and it's been put away for years. I just found it earlier this summer as I was going through garage sale stuff.

What to do with it? I'm at the point now where I could wear it, at least for the story. What would you do?