Ask Willie

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by Shrubfest

Dear Willie, how do you tell your boyfriend he's useless and selfish and you want him to go away, without making him hate you for the rest of time because he's also really touchy?

well you could try making yourself less available to him! make excuses to not be around

ALTERNATE, JOKE RESPONSE

you should try moving to another country, preferably one with lots of fat cowboys in it :wink

Originally Posted by Sam

Dear Willie, will Shrubfest ever ACKNOWLEDGE ME AS THE MAN OF HER DREAMS?

only when she starts having dreams about you so you need one of those dream manipulators i guess

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Dear Willie, what's the best way to pick up a girl after she's dumped her boyfriend?

invite her over to play with your wii lol