Weekly Movie Review: You Better Watch Out (aka: Christmas Evil)

[Kitsunexus]

"A fun little trivia fact for fans of this movie"

How the fuck can one have fun with a sentence? Even knowing now that the father of a talentless pop-tart once played the clichéd role of Psycho Santa, I'm not jumping around the room, giddy with glee about how the sentence was so fun to read. I'm not saying shit like "LEARNING IS FUN!" I'm not scrolling back up to read the sentence over and over again.

So if your idea of a swingin' Saturday night is to regale people with what the fathers of divas did to raise said divas, then I am NEVER coming over to any of your parties. Yeah I know, I wouldn't invite me either. Real fun is just sooo three years ago. ¬_¬