Time to reflect on 2008.

[Aaarg]

My mother passed away and I broke up with the cunt I had been dating for over three years. I fucked a girl I had fantasized about fucking for months, though she was in a relationship with some other jackass. We grew a strong bond and fell in love amidst all sorts of bullshit drama and severed friendships for both parties. I got a job at a cave and officially moved out of my family home (in that my name was on a lease elsewhere). I temporarily moved back home to make more money for a few weeks but the move became permanent when the girl up and decided she was tired of being with me. My birthday came and went with no notice. And that leads us to where we are now: lost, alone, and useless.

All-in-all, 2008 sucked big black cock whilst receiving another big black cock in the asshole and a little white cock all lubed up and trying to squeeze into the urethra.

Not that the falling in love and the constant sex and the working at a cave and the playing with guns and all that sort of stuff wasn't awesome.

EAT A DICK, 2008.