Your weirdest dreams?

[Geggy]

I had a dream not too long ago that two secret service men walked into my bedroom and injected some kind of drug into my arm while I was laying in my bed. Then they escorted dick cheney into the room. He sat down onto a rocking chair with a shotgun in his hand and wore elmer fudd style hunting hat with his two piece suit. As I was laying in bed half awake and feeling docile, he said to me with a smirk on his face to either shut up or he would take me hunting. Then he got up and left the room with the secret service men.

Last night I read an article on the mexican-us drug war on the border and in tijuana in men's journal magazine (free suscription for 1 year) before bed. I guess it found a way to dig deep into my subconscious. I also had popcorn last night and they're usually the dream inducer, whether good or bad. I had a dream that I was accused of smuggling drugs into the US by a border patrol agent. I don't remember the details but I woke up at the time I was on a big boat in middle of a swimming pool and I was shackled in chains while a masked agent was beating me up nonstop. Its funny because I actually have a bruise in left side of my ribs from playing basketball last sunday that I could feel the pain in real life when he was kicking me. That's why I woke up, because I was sleeping on the side where the pain is and it was bothering me.

It was also one of the many times that I've dreamt of a boat in the swimming pool. The one dream that sticks to my mind was battling pirates on their ship in a swimming pool at YMCA.