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[Zhukov]

I used to work as a night security guard at a wood chipping mill, my boss was a real arsehole, and he paid us in cash to save on taxes etc and sometimes didn't pay us if we were late. I got a call one night from someone claiming to be a detective and that they knew all about my boss' dodgy dealings, and that he was also being investigated for other criminal offenses. He said that they were sending a squad car to pick me up and that I should just leave the job and forget about it.

Of course I believed it, so I called up my boss and told him to go fuck himself, and that the cops were comming to arrest him and that I had had enough of his shit, then I hung up on him and didn't answer when he tried to call back. While I stood at the entrance gate waiting for the police to come and make it all better, I got a call from my friends telling me it was all just a joke. I was pretty angry at the time. I had to hide in the bushes when my boss drove around to kick my arse, and he parked outside my house once or twice a week watching me for about a year.