There's a new hemorrhagic fever in town- meet the Lujo virus

[LordSappington]

Originally Posted by The Leader

Isn't it just from their brains? I thought that it's ok if you only eat the rest of the monkey.

I can't tell if you're serious or not (damn internet), but why would you contract AIDS ONLY from the brains, when it's a sexually transmitted dieseise in your bloodstream?