Michael Jackson passes away.

[MattJack]

Man I'm bummed about this.

Just about everyone I know has made some clever "HE HAD SEX WITH KIDS!! HAR HAR!" joke, but you know what? I listened to MJ growing up and I love his music. If you don't like at least two or three MJ songs then I really don't know what the fu*k is wrong with the rhythem in yer bones. Perhaps you're just completely too cool for school (IE a fgt). The man has sold more records than ELVIS. Think about that next time you're listening to yer shitty indie/metal band that has a total fanbase of 20,000 people(most of which are douche bags of epic legend).

Plus he died at such a young age. PS if you think being 50 is old then I hope you fuck*ng die at 50 you stupid cun*.

RIP Michael Jackson.