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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 06:12 AM       
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Originally Posted by LordSappington View Post
I think I've thought of a plan.
In our group of friends, hugs are the norm; when we leave, we hug goodbye. When we run into each other, there's a hello hug. You get the point.
One time, one of our friends kind of gave her a half-hearted hug, and she immediately noticed it, and worried about it afterwards (inb4 teenage drama).
So, what if I just start to half ignore her? Like, skimp out on her hug, pal around with the other girls a little more, stuff like that.

Win? Lose? Can you tell I'm new at this?
Skimp out? What are you, nuts? Go the other way, start giving her full-body hugs, complete with a little ass-grabbing. If she asks "Hey, tiger, what was that all about" you're IN LIKE FLYNN!!!

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BONER HUGS
Or, you can go this route. Whatever works.
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