I don't really get it.

[The God of Grunge]

Is this some sorta....ponzi scheme or something? Yikes.

But you know that Williams kid who lives down the street? Well, the neighbours say he smokes crack, but I don't believe them. Anyway, all he wanted for his 10th birthday was a burrow owl. He said "Dad, get me a burrow owl and I'll never ask for anythign again. So the old man finally broke down and got him the burrow owl. So anyway, the other night the williams kid is out in my backyard looking into a tree, so I say "What are you doing, kid?" and he says "I'm looking for a burrow owl"

JUMPING JESUS ON A POGO STICK, IT'S A BURROW OWL! IT LIVES IN A BURROW!