True Bedroom Stories (Virgins come take notes)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So got home from drinking at the bar with g/f and I wanted to play Left 4 Dead 2. I'm playing and she's like "I'll go down on you while you're playing" I'm like okay...awesome. I was pretty certain my roommate was sleeping but apparently not. Then my roommate walks into the living room and thinks we're joking because her head is buried in my lap. He starts a normal conversation like "What're you two up to?" I was like "Tony....can you go in the other room for a quick moment." Then he realized what was actually happening and got real mad and went to sleep.