Messing With Smarter Child

[The Retro Kat]

Crazy Robot Friends
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OptimusPrime609: nigga what?
SmarterChild: Listen to you.
OptimusPrime609: im black
SmarterChild: How black are you?
OptimusPrime609: how dark is the night
SmarterChild: I don't know.

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OptimusPrime609: stalker
SmarterChild: Stalker?
OptimusPrime609: you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Me?
OptimusPrime609: and im a nigga, im glad we got that straigtened out
SmarterChild: You're cursing a blue streak, my friend. What's up?
OptimusPrime609: ****** is my heritage
SmarterChild: Rough, rough language there, Jesus. Betcha didn't learn that in English class.
OptimusPrime609: i learned it in the hood, nigga
SmarterChild: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
OptimusPrime609: ******s are black
SmarterChild: Huh?
OptimusPrime609: so am it
SmarterChild: I don't know... Am it?
OptimusPrime609: so am i, i meant
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
OptimusPrime609: i think im a ******
SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
OptimusPrime609: hes a ****** too
SmarterChild: Do all humans speak like this?

Wait... don't answer. I know.