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[King Hadas]

"You're a cheap whore you know that." Albert Greengrumbles own outburst gave him pause. Why? Why did he feel the need to emasculate his video game console? Certainly the game he was playing was cheating, but still. God he hoped no one had heard him, but even then his grandmother sat in the adjacent room shaking her head. "What's wrong with that boy?" She wondered, "Over a video game. It just ain't... it, umm, what? Wait a minute, that's not right." Her thoughts trailed off as she stared at the piece of paper laid out in front of her. Her face had puckered up in perplexity, then, ferocity! She rose and with the fury of a thousand ancestral madmen she roared, "Sudoku is for fags!"