THIS BROAD IS DUMB

[Phoenix Gamma]

NO SHE CAME BY TO CHECK UP ON ME AND I WAS GONNA USE THE LINE I THOUGHT UP IN MY HEAD CAUSE I THOUGHT IT'D BE A SICK BURN. BUT SHE SAID HE'S JUST A FRIEND SHE CALLED CAUSE SHE WANTED SOMEONE TO TALK TO OR WHATEVER THEN SHE LEFT AND I WAS MAD THAT I COULDN'T SAY THE THING AND THEN I REALIZED SHE'S PROBABLY SCREWING THAT GUY TOO. I MEAN WHO COMES OVER AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING TO TALK ANYWAYS. SO I STARTED THE MOVIE.

THEN SHE CAME BY GOT HER STUFF AND LEFT WITH THE GUY AND IGNORES ME AND TEXTS ME SAYING GOODNIGHT. WHEN I IGNORE SOMEONE I DON'T KEEP TEXTING THEM. THAT'S WHY FROM NOW ON, I'M NOT TALKING TO HER UNLESS IT'S ABOUT A GOOFY MOVIE. CAUSE SHIT THIS MOVIE'S RAD.



No, seriously, I'm cutting her off. Unless she brings up this movie. Then I'll talk to her. BUT ONLY ABOUT A GOOFY MOVIE. THE SEQUEL DOESN'T COUNT