Your weirdest dreams?

[Kitsa]

I dreamed last night that I either lived or worked in a mall that was having a number of promotions. For one promotion, everyone had to wear a brown wig that would help them think of a song to enter for a contest. But the wigs were cheap and shitty, so everyone was brushing clods of brown hair off of each other.

In another promotion, a giant popup canvas slide about the height and length of a mall escalator was set up and I had a lot of fun on that.

The last promotion I remember was for some movies that were coming out. There were two stacks of round, coaster-like certificates for commemorative Madballs. The only one I remember was for a remake of Ghoulies. It was pretty awesome.