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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 12:40 PM        I'm pretty sure I have Monkey pox.
At first I was calling it SARS, but now I know it's bad enough that I must have been biten by a prarie dog and I just don't remember it. I've already ejected a metric ton of bloody mucus today from my various orifaces. And in addition to the other symptons that someone who doesn't complain as much as me would attribute to a common cold, I also have a quater-inch wide kankersore right on the inside of my lower lip.

I'm sick as a cancer patient and I have open sores. I really can't think of anything it could be except for monkey pox. At least my claw-hammer wound is healing.

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