My Movie Monster Dating History

[Danny 4 Eyes]

I dated an older woman in her 40's for a while, but she had really bad burns on her face, insisted on always wearing a red and green sweater, which although accentuated her curves, got a bit samey. During sex she always liked to scratch me with a special glove she had which felt like it had knives on it. I had to break it off when I started to dream a Hell of a lot about her. I would also do something in my dreams, then find I had done it in real life. Turns out I was dating Freddy Cougar.