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[MrSmiley381]

Actually, a little over a week ago I fell backwards out of my bunk and smashed my leg on my dresser on the way down, while Hazama's Boss Theme blared from my computer speakers as my alarm clock. I now have a massive purple bruise on my leg.

Funny that someone should mention EVO, and then that I should kick myself. I think the bruise time-traveled from the future after having read that post and instead manifested another way, because you're right. I should kick myself. Hard.

Instead, I preemptively almost killed myself waking up. Everything makes more sense now.