Your weirdest dreams?

[Kitsa]

You're getting violent there in dreamland, Zhukov.

I dreamed I was au pair to the Obamas, and they had a son who was born in Indonesia. He was getting together some sort of presentation for his parents and drawing pictures of traditional Indonesian masks (?). He was all worked up because they weren't perfect, and I said they don't have to be perfect, and then I got in trouble for thinking that a picture drawn by President Obama's son wasn't perfect.

Also, they didn't pay me.