Your weirdest dreams?

[Zhukov]

I never fully remember my dreams, it's really frustrating. Last night I was a recruit in the Thai coast guard/water police, and I remember ramming a tiny fishing boat with our big police boat (which was manned to overflowing with about 100 other recruits, all wearing blue), monitoring the sales and purchases of various sea creatures at the local fish market, and being told that I would have to buck my ideas up if I wanted to make it to being a real water policeman.

Other stuff happened.