At a hillbilly church one Sunday, the preacher asked if there were any of his parishioners who would like to confess a sin. Jeb raised his hand and stood up.
"I've been having sex with ghosts." he confided.
The preacher shook his head and told him, "Jeb, there's no such things as ghosts."
So Jeb replied, "Ghosts? Oh, sorry...I meant to say 'GOATS.'"