I felt horrible, I thought I'd gotten paired with a new person and walked out ready to tear this fucker to pieces and he's like "Hey, I'm Dr. Boogie" and then I realized I was a complete asshole
ESPECIALLY once I opened the box, holy shit. I thought my poster gift was awesome when I was initially thinking about it, and now I know that I was completely wrong in the saddest way possible
CANDY BOX
MOTHEFUGGIN CANDY BOX, HALLOWEEN ON CHRISTMAS BITCHES SHIT FUCKING RULES OH GOD I GAVE SOMEONE A POSTER
We have:
-3 jumbo plastic candy canes filled with sweet tarts, skittles, and Reese' pieces respectively
-Giant tootie roll thing
-ghiradelli peppermint bark
-Bag of butterfinger bells
-Bag of twix
-milky way/3 musketeers/snickers/twix mix
-KIT KAT BARS
An attached note admits that it was not a box filled with women, but hoped I'd enjoy it anyway and imagine that it would come attached to a chimney, presumably in this brand new stocking here
Also Boogie, how long are you in Costa Mesa? Next week is my finals, we should go get drinks
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