A package came in the mail today! A mysterious package!
First thought: "Yeah, there was pretty much no way I wasn't getting jewelry or a dress."
THANKS FOR SHOWING ME UP, "FAGOT"
What the hell is this shit?
Let's see, it opens up, there's a little flap on top, and... wait. Dude.
No way. :D
Way! It's a pipe with a built in refillable lighter! Or a refillable lighter with a built-in pipe. Either way, that's portable as hell!
We load it up with, uh, Christmas-colored green tobacco, and in due time...
It should be
illegal to be this relaxed!
So, yeah, this thing is pretty awesome. Now I feel even shittier about the shitty shit I sent. I'm gonna go commit seppuku ok bye
Thanks Dimnos!