Your weirdest dreams?

[Kitsa]

I had a dream that was like this beautifully-wrought romantic movie. I wasn't in it at all, I was just watching it like it was a movie. I remember the guy was scottish and at one point the woman said something about a reality show, and he gave her this signifigant soap opera look and said, "You are my reality." The dream-movie culminated with this poetic waterbirth scene in a tiled grotto with music and beautiful lighting.

When I woke up, I wanted to kick my own ass.