Your weirdest dreams?

[Zhukov]

So I was a rugby playing burglar, and I had to steal museum pieces whilst playing rugby. The goods were scattered around the outside of the playing field - and between them and the field there was a never-ending pit... during half time or whatever my team mates and I hung over the side of the pit while we made plans to steal things. I don't know why.

I went sneaking around to steal stuff, and someone on my rugby team whom I considered an ally (actually a throw away acquaintance from primary school) dobbed me in to the authorities after he was caught himself.

I was given a lecture about how stealing affects the community, and I retorted with how everyone should enjoy the museum items, not just the rich.