Pleasant surprise at work

[pjalne]

I work in an electronics store, and a few hours ago I was helping a guy over at the kitchen department delivering a fridge. We're obligated to bring back defect items of this product class due to enviromental regulations, so we agreed to pick up the cusomer's 25-year-old fridge on our way back. As we were lifting it up, water saturated with 25 years worth of food shit poured all over my hands, and they still smell like onions older than I am. Fucking old lady.