THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE

[Jixby Phillips]

1. Crash my car through a hotel lobby and get out and ask "where are all the whores at!"
2. Go to hooters and double take when I see the waitress and mispronounce words when I order
3. Chase a secretary around a desk untill she shouts "I'm not that kind of secretary!!"
4. Do something so weird and crazy that it makes a wino throw away his bottle of booze.
5. Pose as a doctor and give breast examinations at a High School or College.
6. Invent a cuss
7. Nintendo Nintendo Nintendo!