ATTN MAX BURBANK: ADVENTURES WITH MOXIE! o.O

[Mockery]

So we had this huge "World Market" place open right near us (it's crazy how many new stores they're putting in the West End of Richmond now... they're almost done with a gargantuan new mall that's gonna even have a comedy club in it) so we went exploring around inside it. They have all sorts of weird foreign foods and household items, but much to our suprise, they have a huge stock of MOXIE NERVE TONIC!!! Naturally, we had to buy a bottle and see just how good this drink of Burbank lore really was.


"BOY! I SURE AM FEELING NERVOUS!!! I WISH I HAD SOMETHING TO PUT MY MIND AT EASE!"


CHA-CHING!


WELL WELL WELL! WHAT HAVE WE HERE!


*GLUG* *GLUG*


"MOXIE REMOVED THE URGE TO TAKE MY OWN LIFE! THANKS MOXIE!"


"AROO? WHAT THIS BE?"


"PAAATOOOEY!"


"TASTES GREAT!"

And so ended our big adventure with MOXIE.

-RoG-