MAN PENIS VS SEX TOYS

[Jixby Phillips]

So Jamesman, am I to beleive you wouldn't complain if men had sex-toys that were just as good as women's? We do! You just aren't thinking! All women have are fake dicks, whereas WE have fake pussies, fake assholes, fake mouths, AND we have fake tits! In fact, a lot of the times we don't even have to pay for fake tits, women do! AND they'll even get their chests sliced open and have them put inside her real ones!