"One justice is 83 years old..."

[mburbank]

Here's something the prayer offensive folks better stick in their prayers!

"Oh, Lord, don't let Justice John Paul Stevens stumble across the 700 club web site! Otherwise he might discover...


"Pat's Age-Defying Protein Pancakes!!!

Guilt-free pancakes? Yes! Try Pat's Age-Defying Protein Pancakes for a breakfast that fights disease, protects your heart and tastes great!"


I'm not making this up. The web site sells Pat's Age-Defying Protein pancakes, Pat's Age-Defying anti-oxidants and Pat's Age-Defying shakes!