Jul 28th, 2003, 03:25 AM
Attention: Honorable Members of the Triad....
...could you use your influence to keep your countrymen from harming the endangered mustelids of China? In return, they offer to keep your residences in China free of vermin, and to bite the face of any rivals who would try to kill you in your sleep.
The Kolinsky, the sable, the marbled polecat, and the ferret badger all respectfully await your reply.