Baby Got Back

[Miss Modular]

I decided to translate the opening of Sir Mix's A Lot's "Baby Got Back". I translated from English to French, then back to English. Here's what I got:

Oh my God, Becky, glance with his end! It is so large. It resembles one of the girl friends of these types of dry and hard blow. But which includes/understands these types of dry and hard blow. They speak to him only because it resembles to a total prostitute! Its end, it is right so large, I cannot believe it is right so round, it is like outside there! Gross! She is so black simply!