BUMP! The most incredible thing I ever saw

[pjalne]

A friend just sent me a clip from a Chinese fantasy porn movie. It contained a big Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon-like fight where two warriors (one man, one woman) were fighting not with swords, but with sex, using such techniques as 'invincible mouth', 'light touch' and 'the so call invincible wheel', where the guy lies on top of the woman and spins around like a fucking carousel. When the guy thrusts his penis into the woman, it makes a sound similar to the laser beams in Star Wars, and he is able to rape her while jumping two hundred feet through the woods. It all ends when the warrior performs the 'wonder screw', where he literally fucks her into the ground, burrows through the earth like a fucking mole, and surfaces only to ejaculate four gallons of semen while crying 'Ejaculation!'. This fires his opponent into the sky Team Rocket style, and the semen hits some trees that burst into sparks and flames.

It was pretty hardcore.