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[James]

I was going to get S-Mart Ash for my birthday.

Dear James,
Sideshow's credit card policy is that the name and address on the credit card must
match the name and delivery address of your order. If the card name and address do
not match address there will be a delay in processing your order. If you wish to mail to an alternate address or use someone else’s card, Sideshow requires that the cardholder
fax a signed letter authorizing their credit card to be used. The fax number this
letter should be sent to is 805-418-1971. We need to receive this letter by the 14th of August or your order will be canceled. Thank you for your cooperation.

The credit card is my mom's, who has the same last name and address as me. She was buying it for me as a present. Why this would be a problem for them to understand, I don't know. And would someone tell me how the fuck you're supposed to write a letter "authorizing their credit card to be used?"