Whoreable Feelevil Vs. Mike Voice of Reason

[Mike]

OK, now I think the ebonics character is actually trying to be stupid.

And whoreable? YOU'RE GAY. Now doesn't that sound like I owned you? OMG I told you that you're gay you must be offended as shit. Please come up with something better than that. And while you're at it, DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND CRAWL OUT OF FEELEVIL'S ASS.