Why are there?

[george]

so many ads for gay and transvestites in porno mags?

you know what i mean? i was going to "spin a web" earlier and was flipping through my well worn copy of Black Tail. i had gotten to my favorite part of the magazine for "the final showdown with my penis", the part where i am fed up with whacking and want to go get a soda or something, but have invested too much time and energy to stop NOW!!! so i go to my big gun to get the ole nut busted, thats right, the cheesy ad for "Women who do it with dogs" , and stroke for all it is worth.

and m eyes stray to the ad to the left. it is a dude, bent over a table leering at me over his shoulder GAY, BI CURIOUS? CALL ME!!!!

and i lose it, just like when a sneeze goes away.

so i start taking a closer look at the ads, and noticed there are a lot of gay porn ads.

how many closet homo's can there be? in this day of tolerance, why not go gay if you want to? or at the worst, if you dig men, why are you buying hustler to try and cover the inner you?

WHY RUIN MY WHACK TIME???

GET OUT OF MY PORN!!!