Making GTA better?

[McClain]

They should add features where you can decapitate your victim then place their head in a rucksack which you tied to the end of your Vespa with some dental floss. You could parade around the noggins like a blue ribbon. Other head hunters would give chase and try and take your heads.
BUT!....
Therein lies the danger! Toting all those goddamn domes behind your scooter might alarm the authorities! If they catch wind of your antics, they'll hit the sirens and chase you through the park. This is when you'd have the option of ditching the scooter, bagging the heads and climbing a tree (dropping decapitated heads on your foes gives you a bonus) or you could bury them, using your MasterCard as a makeshift shovel. BUT YOU HAVE A TIME LIMIT!