Being a magnet for insane people....

[imported_I, fuzzbot.]

Was waiting for a Metro today when this man, must have been about 50 or so, with a huge thick moustache wandered over and started talking to me.

He was eating a sandwich and I couldn't tell what he was saying because he had his mouth full. Eventually I recognised the words "give us a look at yer fingers!" I waved them briefly in his direction and was told I should cut them. I agreed.

Then he shoved his sandwich under my nose and told me to have some. I told him I was a vegetarian, which isn't strictly true anymore, and he said, "It's just stuffing!" and started laughing hysterically, before offering me his minging sandwich again.

Then he said, "Have fun, I do!" and wandered off, munching away.

Not as bad as when I was waiting for a Metro and a woman walked past and muttered "suck me cunt" under her breath.