NES AUCTIONS FOR YOU SLAPPY BASTARDS

[McClain]

Okay now... I get a load of grief from resident bastards every time I post a link to my ebay auctions, so I'm doing you a favor; I'm offering up my shit to you all first. I doubt I'll get any bites 'cause you're all a bunch of broke ingrates, but FUCK ME FOR TRYING! I'll get at least $40 an auction on ebay, so don't offer me less or I'll spit in your face.
Every game, console, controller and peripheral works. Every console has a new 72-pin connector.

Lot #1
NES console w/ peripherals
1 NES controller
1 3rd party turbo controller
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
John Elway's QB
Double Dribble
Batman
Alpha Mission

Lot #2
NES console w/ peripherals
2 NES controllers
1 Four Score multitap
Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt
Rygar
Super Mario Bros. 3
Double Dribble
Major League Baseball
The Hunt For Red October

Lot #3
NES console w/ peripherals
2 NES controllers
1 gray zapper
Top Gun
Hoops
Double Dribble
Blaster Master
Dragon Warrior
Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt

Lot #4
*Customized NES console w/ peripherals
1 NES Advantage Joystick
2 NES controllers
Mike Tyson's Punch Out
Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt
*It's customized because it's been painted NES-themed colors and has a giant NINTENDO sticker on the top.

If you're serious about buying, I'll email you pics. I have to take them first, though.
~edit: I only accept PAYPAL, MONEY ORDERS or well concealed CASH.