OK, you all know how much I fucking hate spiders. FUCKING HATE THEM. Did I mention the time a couple weeks back, when about 10 baby spiders were crawling over my ceiling?
Well, anyway, I'm on my computer (where else?) and I see something out the corner of my eye. I look, HUGE FUCKING SPIDER. It looked really creepy. It had a reddish upper half, and a brownish back half. And huge fucking fangs.
So I grab a shoe, and I try to sneak up on it, and squash it. And, I KNOW this has happened to you: You go to kill a bug, you smoosh it, you go to see if it's dead, AND IT'S NOT THERE!
So this is when it know's you're trying to kill it, and it's mad, and you don't know where it went. So I scanned the floor around my bed, and saw nothing. I very carefully tossed aside my pillows, making sure it wasn't on there. I looked down between my mattress and my wall, and saw it wiggling around.
So I pulled back my mattresses, waited for it to move a bit away from the wall, and I squished that fucker good. Real good.
AND IT DIDN'T FUCKING MATTER! IT WOULDN'T DIE!
I ended up holding it down and flattening it's backside, and it was still alive, crawling around. I had to hold it down for about 5-10 minutes until it finally gave in.
Jeanette, help.
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