This is the shit I get in my inbox.

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This is the caliber of joke that my relatives think is funny.

A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the
next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how
the radio worked.


The salesman explained that the radio was voice
activated.
He said..."Nelson!"


The radio asked, "Ricky or Willie?"


"Willie!" he continued. "On The Road Again" came from
the speakers.


She drove away happy, and for the next few days, every
time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful
classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get
one of their awesome songs.


One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed
her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid a wreck
and yelled "ASSHOLES!


The Dixie Chicks came on singing the French National
Anthem.