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Phil the anorak Phil the anorak is offline
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Location: England,land of the 2003 RWC winners
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 05:09 PM       
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Originally Posted by Bennett
HEY SOME english GUY IS MAKING FUN OF AMERICAN FOOTBALL!!!

AND HE SAYS THEY'RE WIMPY 'CAUSE THEY WEAR HELMETS AND TIGHTS!!!

my manhood is destroyed.

I bet they have better sharks in england too.
Awwww diddums.

Better sharks? Depends on what you mean by better. We only get 2 species and they don't attack people as far as I know so I guess they're better in that respect but worse if we are talking about scaring the shit outta people.

Actually here's a bit of advice on what to do when swimming in shark infested waters:
Before entering water saw or chop off one leg then if a shark attacks you you can bash it with the leg you sawed off!
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