I want to practise my mocking...

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ScruU2wice (HAHAHAHA! I get the pun! It says Screw You Twice! Oh my, you should be one of those guys with the microphone who stands in front of the brick wall on cable TV! That's how much of a master you are at comedy! HAHAHAHA (loser)! )

I didn't really read much of your reply. I was bored with it and gave up trying to make sense. Even Stephen Hawking didn't understand, and that guy is super smart and gets all the chicks. But from what I could tell, you say people don't read from dictionaries and something about how I "have to respond to everyone seperatly and there still not funny...". First of all, it's "they're", not "there" -- as in "they are still not funny". Maybe you should go back on your comment about people not learning to read from dictionaries, cause you obviously are having problems, like that kid we throw rocks at at my high school. The teacher asks him to read the blackboard, which says "The cat walked across the road". The kid goes "blargahagagagaahagagah!" and passes out. You are that kid. He smells like poop. So do you. You also eat Cap'n Crunch.

Before you accuse people of not being funny, try a) learning to read and write properly and b) being funny yourself. Despite what you've been taught, putting roll-eyes smilies at the end of your lines isn't the apex of humour. In fact, it's around the level of Retro Kat's dry-humped butt.