I want to practise my mocking...

[Big Papa Goat]

Or was it the one that used to take you into his car when you were 6 and make you touch his wang? Ya, the one who told you not to tell your parents or they'd stop loving you and send you to a foster home where black men would sodomize you until your colon ruptured! And when you asked him what sodomize meant... he showed you. Didn't he? Is that the Uncle Joey your talking about?